The Secret Diary of Steve Jobs : We are launching a multi-front war to prove that Google is evil, and The Onion is helping out

Creative fiction squared – check out The Onion’s take; it’s a classic

Our legal teams will file lawsuits against Google’s phone partners to slow down the spread of Android. Meanwhile our special ops teams will be helping create articles like this one in the Onion, in which Google offers frighteningly specific apologies to people whose privacy it has invaded.

The Secret Diary of Steve Jobs : We are launching a multi-front war to prove that Google is evil, and The Onion is helping out