If Hemingway wrote JavaScript by fat xxx

Some classy JavaScript coding

"Recently I had a dream in which I asked Hemingway and four other literary luminaries to write some JavaScript for me; specifically a function that returned a fibonacci series of a given length. Interestingly each author chose to solve the problem in a different way. They did pretty well actually - as far as I can tell every solution works as advertised (yes, even Andre Breton’s). Here’s what I got:"

If Hemingway wrote JavaScript by fat xxx