Thursday, April 03, 2008

The Secret Diary of Steve Jobs: Google putting up fence and gate to keep execs from leaving

Read the full post for a classic FSJ rant

Squirrel Boy is in a friggin panic. He's got execs bailing out left and right. Yesterday it was his CIO and VP of engineering. I talked to him last night and he's like, Dude, we give these idiots free lobster tails for lunch; we do their laundry and cut their hair; we've got pony rides on Tuesday afternoons. And we still can't keep them. What the hell is going on? What do I have to do? Put up gates and guard shacks and those tire shredder things that they use at car rental places? Why is this happening to me?

The Secret Diary of Steve Jobs: Google putting up fence and gate to keep execs from leaving

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