This is easily the most target-rich topic zone to date, for Fake Steve; read the full post (but do it someplace where laughing out loud won’t cause disruption…)
This time he [AT&T CEO Randall Stephenson] put the call through himself, on his own, and the first thing he said when I picked up was, “Buddy, are you out of your goddamn mind?” I was like, Dude, I’ve got a bionic liver and I’ve been using psychedelic drugs on a regular basis since the early 1970s. Of course I’m out of my goddamn mind. I’m crazy as a loon. He started shouting, but just then — I’m not kidding — the call got dropped, because, see, I was on my goddamn iPhone and the damn thing can’t hold on to a call in downtown Palo Alto.